Random Character Roleplay

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Tamaki: MAMA! HARUHI'S USING THOSE DIRTY BOY WORDS AGAIN!

Ciel: Who are you calling 'mama'?

Alois: I'll call you mama if you get in bed

Ciel: .... SEBASTIAN!!!
Sebastian: What? *petting a kitten*
Ciel: Kill Alois.
Sebastian: Can't you see I'm busy?
Ciel: NOW!!!
Sebastian: ........ no. *goes back to petting kitten*

Ogata: CUT!
President Takarada: That is the worst acting I've ever seen. Ren! *looks around* Where's Ren?
Gaara: ... We need more cowbell...
President Takarada: Put some emotion into your lines! BELIEVE THAT YOU NEED MORE COWBELL!
Naruto: Believe it!
President Takarada: *stares at Naruto* Do I know you?
Ren: *enters* Sorry I'm late, director!
Ogata: Oh, it's nothing!
President Takarada: *gasp* Nothing?! Ren, can you please show this trainwreck how to act?
Ciel: Who are you calling a trainwreck?!

Grell: *sees ren and hops over to him while singing some love song off tone* OH MY DARLING! You are the gorgeous man of my dreams!
Sebastian: He's finally moved on.
Grell: SEBBY!!!
Sebastian: Oh s**t.
Grell: I will always love you with all my heart!
Gaara: ..... we need more cowbell...
Grell: *looks at Gaara* My, my! You are a certainly a dark and beautiful one!
Temari: GET AWAY FROM MY BROTHER!
Kankuro: Relax, I'm fine.
Temari: NOT YOU!
Gaara: I'm not sure what's happening here.
Grell: The wonderful color of red is your hair and your clothes! Such beauty I cannot take being without!
President Takarado: HE BELIEVES HE THINKS THE RED BOY IS BEAUTIFUL! *looks at Ciel* You could learn a thing or two*
Ciel: From that pervert, no!
Ren: .... the f***?

Yuki: Perhaps everyone would act better if we filmed something more relaxing, like gardening.
Kyo: SHUT UP YOU DAMN RAT! WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW ABOUT ACTING?! *jumps down from high perch on set* IN FACT, WHAT WOULD ANY OF YOU KNOW ABOUT ACTING? YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF TOOLS PICKED UP BECAUSE YOU DID ONE GOOD SHOW IN YOUR CAREERS!
Yashiro (Ren's Manager): Actually, Ren has been -
Kyo: SHUT IT!
Yashiro: *clings to Ren in fear*
Kyo: NONE OF YOU COULD ACT IF YOUR LIVES DEPENDED ON IT! I'M SICK OF THIS! *flips over a table*
------silence------
President Takarada: ...That... was... AMAZING! I LOVE YOUR PASSION!
Yashiro + Ren: ..... the f***...

Gaara: ...do we still need more cowbell?
Grell: I can act! I was voted number one actress of the year! *all lights are turned out then a spot light appears over Grell* To be, or not to be? That is the questio-
Sebastian: *sticks conductor's stick up Grell's nose and lifts him up, poking his brain* We'll have none of that.
Alois: *claps and giggles* Fabulous!
Ren: That was horrible.
Kyoya: I've noticed something rather odd. Sebastian, you and I sound the same. The only different in our voices is the accent added to yours.
Sebastian: What do yo- Oh! I hear it now. You have an American accent while my voice is normal.
Grell: Well I think- *something pushes Grell over and smashes his face into the ground*
William T. Spears: No one cares to hear your thoughts, Grell Sutcliff.
President Takarada: Where did he come from?
Ciel: I'm leaving.
Gaara: ....... so we no longer need more cowbell?

President Takarada: What? Oh, red boy. Go to the restroom and practice your expressions or something.
Gaara: *leaves*
Grell: No! I need you in my life!
William T. Spears: *presses down foot harder* Shut it!
President Takarada: Ren, I'm so sorry. Now please, show everyone how to act.
*a farm scene opens up and there's a rooster*
Ren: *walks onto set and kneels in front of the rooster. He smiles and pats it* Grow up big, Brian.
President Takarada: *tears welliing in his eyes* What a brilliant performance from our very own Ren Tsuruga!
Ren: *stands* Thank you!
Gaara: *returns* Takarada, there are two men in the bathroom practicing something else.
President Takarada: Oh, really? Wonderful! Let's take a look!
*everyone runs to the bathroom and Takarada pushes to the front. Two men are getting it on*
Takano + Onodera: *gasp*
President Takarada: What a beautiful love scene! What are you practicing for? Is it a movie or a show?

Grell: *faints from blood loss*
Sebastian: We'll have none of that.
Alois: WHOOOO!!!! *whistles and gets bloody nose*
Pluto: WOOF WOOF!!!
Lizzy: I'm not sure if it's cute or disturbing.... I'LL MAKE IT CUTE!

Onodera: *blush* uh... um... it's just... uh... we... uh... *runs out of the bathroom*
Takano: *gets dressed and follows* Onodera!
Yashiro: *exhale in relief* That was quick.
President Takarada: And I didn't even get the name of the production they're in...
Alois: I don't know, but I'd like a sleepover with them! *runs after Takano and Onodera*
*everyone else returns to the set*

Ciel: I don't even know what we were trying to do in the first place.
Ren: I thought you were leaving.
Ciel: I was, but my butler is too busy to drive me home.
Sebastian: *busy rolling around kittens and bunnies*
Pluto: Woof! *drags Sebastian away from kittens and bunnies*
Orochimaru: Kittens and rabbits. Got any snakes?
Sebastian: *running back to kittens and bunnies* THEY'RE ALL MINE!
Sasuke: *throws carrot at baby bunnies* CHEW ON THIS!

Ogata: We should try another take of the scene, now.
*people get sitiated*
Ogata: Um, where is Alois?
President Takarada: Was he the horny transvestite that chased after those wonderful romance actors?
Ogata: Uh... I suppose so.
President Takarada: Oh well! We'll start from another scene, then.
Ogata: Okay, President. Ren, you'll be in this scene with Kyo, Gaara, Sebastian, Ciel, and Grell.
Ren: Okay, Director.
Ogata: Ready... Action!

Alois: I'm back!
Ciel: Oh s***.
Pluto: Grrrrr...
Ren: What happened to your 'sleepover'?
Alois: Well, by the time I caught up with them they were on the train and the door had closed. So I'm stuck here.
William T. Spears: How tragic.
Grell: Did you at least get their numbers for me?
William T. Spears: I advise you to stop speaking, Grell Sutcliff. I may have to take away your death syth again.
Grell: NOOO!!!
Sasuke: You're all losers!
Kakashi: A THOUSAND YEARS OF DEATH!!! *pokes Ren up the bum*
Ren: *jumps twenty feet into the air and lands on face* WHAT THE F*** IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Kakashi: *busy reading icha-icha and giggles*